Contrary to popular belief, adult elephants cannot jump.

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via thefall0utb0ys)

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

(via thefall0utb0ys)

themadeye:

imagenaryfriend:

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

(Source: justaskinnyboy.com, via drjamesmccrimmon)

19. August 2014

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(Source: 12-stars, via supernaturalswift)